Любы другы!!!
у нас все отчен плоха в стране, аниме уже не приносит дахода и в лису нечега есть (а мі отчень хатим)
на�? главный аграном в стране паругался с са сваей кры�?а и разагнал всех астальных агранома.
на�? малинькая Казачек сдохла от голада и нам пры�?лося иго сьесть, но йеды надолга ни хватит!!!
нам при�?лось сделать дама�?ним животное одного из нас, а канкретнии Тейссона, но если так пайдет и даль�?и
оно тожа умрет!!!
дарагие фанаты и те, кто �?лет нам деньга, ПАЖАЛСТА ЗАБ�?Р�?Т�? НАС К С�?БЕ, мы будим испалнять все ва�?и прихати за йеду и деньга!!!!

Dear friends!
In our country everething is very bad now, we have no food at all in our forest. Thouse, our dear pet
Kozachek died and we have to eat him, but he was very small and not much food!!!
Then we have to make pet from one of as, Teisson, but he is dying now too!!!!
dear fans and those who sending us money, S.O.S. SAVE US, TAKE US TO YOUR HOUSE, we will do everething for food and money!!!

Anime: One Piece
Monkey D Luffy - Teisson h
Photo by BlankFile

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и водь наконецта мы выутчить раскай языкка, нась учитя этомус великой руский бгиня орфографффие и пунктуацияй. Типерь щасливчики, вы буите узнават на�?ы новастя па рускай!!!!!
ОЛЛ ХАЙЛЬ НАША БАГ�?НЯ!
Anime: Angel Sanctuary
Alexiel - Mariko Betina
Photo by Kira Winter
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Method # 1
It’s very simply, you just need to go for a walk after midnigth. And take Big Yellow Helicopter with you. And you must wear only sweemsuite. And it is better if there is winter.
Method # 2
Why do you want to catch Alien? To sell? Good answer. I can buy it, but if it is real Alien, not Pokemon or something. You don’t have any Aliens yet? Go kill yourself.

Method # 3
Don’t kill or sell Aliens. They are small, cute and have no one by their side… Poor sweeties, if you hurt them I’ll make you eat my sapogi, and you better don’t dare to know what it is!

Bonus method (from Kozachek)
uwwa-uwwa-uwwa-havvvvvvv
un-un-hawwwww
van-van-van-vannny

So there is the way haw the business goes. We already catch some Aliens and make them to cosplay Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. They are really cute, but we don’t have any food for them, so they died yersteday.

Anime: Haruhi Suzumiya no Yuutsu
Haruhi Suzumiya - Usagi x
Mikuru Asahina - Callisto
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It happened today, but two years ago. Some stupid astronomians make desision to take away Sailor Pluto’s license to be a planet senshi and she got kicked out of the Sailor Soldiers. Because, if they let her in, they would also have to let in Sailor Ceres and Sailor Eris, and they didn’t like them. Those two were total bitches, really, and they couldn’t fight for you. But Sailor Moon didn’t want to piss them off by saying “No! You guys can’t join the group because we don’t like you!”, so she came up with some convoluted explanation involving their height and weight and whether their breasts were gravitationally bound into a sphere and as it turned out, they had to kick out Sailor Pluto too. She was quite pissed about it, and justifiably so.

It’s really dark day for all vidols members, living and dead, because Sailor Moon is the best anime EVAAAA, being a very popular member of the Command and Conquer-series among strange alien-creatures known as Humans. The series was created by Dave Duncan on March 7, 1992. It tells about the Emperor of Galactic Republic, Luke Skywalker’s daughter Serenity (Who will go down in legend in a Josh Whedon series) and her wild Magic: The Gathering games which contain summoning Fire Spirits and Ur-Quan -creatures trying to figure out the ending to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Currently, they have all failed in figuring out why 42 roads lead to the meaning of life. But, ofcourse, you already have known that.

In this sad day you can support us with your love and money, which you always can sent via liqpay.

Are you love anime as much as we love? ARE YOU LOVE ANIME AS MUCH AS WE LOVE?!!!

Anime: Bleach
Aizen Sosuke - Kira Winter
Hinamori Momo - Lina Freiheit
Kira Izuru - Eini Lei.
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Oh, dear foreign friends, you wrote us sooo many letters, asking how we usually spend our free time. Of course you should know, that we have little free time, couse of work and cosplay. But even if everyday life is unbelievable hard we still gathering together time to time and play one of the our favorite games.

For example, first of it (Lina’s favorite) is to force Kozachek to set on the classmates. It’s really fun, even if you haven’t Kazachek by your side, any dog will fit.

Second (Kira’s favorite) is to wrote some people’s name in the Death Note (fake of course) and then send DN to them in the black envelope. This game also very funny but your need to be Kira for it. And remember you must not confuse fake Death Note to real one, anyway!!!

And we all like to read yours letters aloud, in the street, school, university, theatre, cinema, ect… This is our FAVORITE GAME, so send us as many as you can. But yours money we like even better!!!!

Today, the 22 of May, there are times for Spring Fest in our country. Sun is shining, flowers are blooming, cats and dogs do staff… And all Ukrainias gather in the wood and celebrate The Mating Holiday. The drink of the fest is… NOT VODKA THIS TIME!!!!! It is peeevo which are made of konoplya, poganki and butterflies blood. Shake it, fire it, and get the best woo-hoo ever!!!

After drinking ukrainians start their favorite games: gulyanki and valyanki. The winner of valyanki get the biggest woman in the group (which is about 150 kg weight usually). In Ukrain this weight is very rare, so the winner is the HAPPIEST man in the world. As for gulyanki, this game is about measuring your dick in meters, and vidols are the judges of it.

If your like it, you can always visit our beautiful country and participate. And remember, that you can send us money through liqpay, Kozachek is waiting for your kindness!!!

We, as THE GREATEST Ukrainian group, wanted to participate in Eurovision song contest this year. But our evil enemy Philipp Bedrosovich Khirkorov won this time. He captured honorable Ukrainian doyarka Ani Lorak and force her sing his stupid song.
We can’t fight with doyarka and falled back, but next year we will be there for shure.
This song we recorded with help of our friends - Kamuillo Gackt and Dima Bilan also known as Verka Serduchka.
Title of the song “Twoi glaza (We are the winners of Eurovision this time (gopack version))”
Please download from here: http://www.mediafire.com/?1m0ojrazv6i

Last days were very hard…
You know, big part of Ukrainians are working at evil Masashi Kishimoto, who is force them to drew some crazy anime about bunch of homo guys in colorful clothes… This work is very hard, and it’s more like slavery, cause this is story without end, and it is secretly said that Masashi is immortal evil, who want to grasp whole world, kill all cute birds and cats, and after that - all human beings. We don’t care, but he is true evil, payment for work on his factory is only one dollar in month. Yeah, he is a true evil.
So, we searching for new and healthy work.
Anime: Naruto
Naruto Uzumaki - Lina Freiheit
Uchiha Sasuke - Eini Lei
Hatake Kakashi - Fei Betina
Uchiha Itachi - Kira Winter.
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